Ray Mikalauskus at Helmsley
Ray has changed his image. We were so impressed
When we went to Helmsley, as he was so well dressed.
Coordinated jersey, which was a perfect fit,
“Gore Bikewear” printed on his shorts (maybe stretched a bit),
No baggy shorts, no bushy beard and no woolly pully
Ray was on a mission to change his image fully.
His carbon fibre racing bike had no excess weight.
Just like Ray himself, who has been dieting of late.
This lightweight combination floated up the hill
But Ray, the perfect gentleman, would always wait for Gill.
Some habits do not change and I still have a hunch.
In spite of changes he will still have Guinness for his lunch.